hello i am calling from goodbye bugs incorporated to verify your appointment on monday for bug extermination sorry you have the wrong number

09-08-09

why would he want an extermination appointment

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hello class my name is natalie and i will be your professor this semester creative cussing 101 1. busfucker 2. shittrumpet 3. humpmuffin 4. donglicker 5. assrubber hints 1. be inventive 2. compound words homework invent 3 new cusses and yell them from your car

01-02-09

college life

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hello my name is robster

Buy the t-shirt at Sharing Machine!
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11-29-08

the robster

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hello!

10-19-08

hello to you feesh

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Hello, how can i help you today? BRAZILIAN WAX $5.00

09-13-08

oh you know just a wax

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Hello, I am your lunch.

09-05-08

fake chicken sandwich

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hello

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08-18-08

hello to you sir

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Hello? Happy Garden? Yes, I would like to place an order for delivery, please.. One duck... General Tso's chicken... Mongolian beef... some pork lo mein... orange beef... wor su gai... cashew chicken... 3 wonton soups... fried rice... 7 eggrolls, and that's it. What? no, i'm not having a party. I'm grocery shopping!

08-17-08

grocery shopping

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HELLO! I'M A OL' RASPBERROH!

08-16-08

ol raspberroh

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Hello! Would you like a bra fitting? HEY!! BRA FITTING OVER HERE! BRAAA FITTING!!!

07-15-08

fuck your bra fitting

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Helloooo... is there anyone out there?!?

04-05-08

weekend post

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HELLO, GUYS!

03-24-08

hello to you

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Hello?!? Black Lady?!? My name is Monica from the Ignorant News Network, and we would like to ask you...Are you going to vote for BARACK OBAMA because he is BLACK, or HILLARY CLINTON because she is a LADY?? Well, Shit...I was gonna vote for the candidate of my choice based on their stance on various issues. Obviously I need to back it up and pick based on the REAL important stuff, huh?

02-04-08

im gonna vote for mccain cause hes a white dude

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hello everyone! i'm tripping balls!

02-01-08

like whoa

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TAPIOCA!

09-21-07

say hello to tapioca

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hello, fuckers!!

09-06-07

heeeey guys

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Hey, dudes...DUDES?!? When do I get the jizz in the face? Hellooo?

08-08-07

wrong kind of facial

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hello.

06-15-07

poor mans burger king

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hello!

04-30-07

peanut butt

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Hello. This is Chester with breaking news from the CHESTER NEWS NETWORK...Poop has been found on the kitchen floor. Charles, whcn asked for a quote regarding today's findings, said "Quit shitting on the floor, Chester."

01-05-07

CNN

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Helloooo! Today we will be preparing a wonderfully classic dish: Pig's head, braised in the liqour of its own head for 14 hours. Bon appetite!

09-30-06

i love julia

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