We asked the readers of Toothpaste For Dinner, Natalie Dee, and Married To The Sea to submit pictures of themselves wearing our t-shirts. Over 300 photos were entered, and we picked 75 winners. (Winners and the first few honorable mention photos are on the first page!)

Drew's comments are in black. Natalie's comments are in red.



HONORABLE MENTION (CONTINUED.) Each of these honorable-mention winners will receive one free t-shirt.

I got so fucked up I solved a rubiks cube, too, dude. Only I don't think it was on Popov :(

You get some real ideas when you're drunk, man. Most people just talk a lot.
I am not gonna lie, the winners for this were chosen for totally arbitrary reasons. For instance, this lady won because I liked her hairdo.
It's always Wednesday in England. You're not from...? Okay, well, it's always Wednesday in Ontario.
This is excellent. I love it in every way you could love a contest entry.
You need to talk with Vodka Scrabble up there. You guys could have a doing-weird-stuff-on-the-ground party.

This makes me cold.
Before they played their first show, they had to look each other in the eye and answer truthfully if they could handle the blog reviews.
I'm never more pumped about being awake than my dog is, but you seem to have gotten there somehow.

He's a positive kind of guy.
She seems fun.

This is a colonoscopy device. I think we just got goatse'd.
This photo got him 12 weeks off work. Accordion transporter.

I like your floors, here's a shirt.
Fix your pants, here's a shirt.
Ah, youth.
420 take ambien and wake up with a free t-shirt every day.
This pic is either an example of good parenting (cute kid eating meat) or bad parenting (9 year old looking at Married to the Sea.)
There are many canoe-tractor-skull lean-tos in the world, but this is mine.
Awesome picture. I loved Ghostbusters.

I can't tell if this is something she set up on her own, or if there was some kind of booth at an amusement park where you could get your picture taken as Indiana Jones. In either case, free shirt.
I like sitting on the toilet reading books, and Catcher in the Rye is probably one of my all-time favorites. Free shirt.

It's hard to look classy while you're pushing out a Guy Fieri, but you succeeded.
This guy is who that pork-chop third-grader up there is going to grow up to be. There are much worse fates, and meals.

This dude seems fun.
You probably should have stopped a few beers ago, bro.

Quabholio.
At this depth, all of the plants and animals are made from clothing.
All I have to say is that I hope you fastened those nuts to your briefs, and they are not being held up there by your wood, cause that would be creepy. Nice tights, though.

Goddamnit, Cashewjunk. Use a glass.
Nice tats, digging the purple, well-played.
The trees are blooming already. Let's get you some sun, babydoll.

Does that baby have a goatee? Free shirt, just in case.
Didn't you read the sign?
That's what you get for doing a #2 in the urinals.
Break free of your concrete mooring and run away with me, scrap-iron praying mantis.

Reminds me of Zorak.
Subtle yet funny.

We get a few wax-figure pictures every year, but nobody ever puts the t-shirt ON the wax figure. Just saying.
Still life on Field Trip.
The hot dog is smiling. Armin Meiwes brand hot dog.

Y'know, jus' chillin' in the garage, eatin' a anthropomorphic wiener. Same old same old.
People on the coasts don't think there's anything in Ohio. Just because the giant FREE stamp didn't get reviewed in Pitchfork doesn't mean we live in a field.

I think this pic is rad, and I dig the long sleeved shirt she's wearing under the tshirt. Also, Ohio.
You need to use at least a 4-gallon stockpot.
Dude, you know what would have ruled? If you had bought an "I Hate You" shirt, and took a picture of you wearing that while holding that cat. Just a thought.
She's looking INTO the house.
They act real docile until there's enough of them to overpower you. Then it's over in a flash.
Y'all look like you're having fun.

I went to the wrong parties in college.
Photo-bombing a NY Times article.

Studious!
This dude reminds me of that dude from Incubus.

On a dare I ate a soft-shell crab out of a bulk bin in Chinatown. I hope the scorpions were better, Incubus.
I walk around making this face all the time. I call it "confused contempt."
The best pictures are of spunky people having fun. This lady has spunk, and she is having all kinds of fun throwing chickens. Yeah!

WHY YOU THROW CHICKEN AT GOAT? YOU GET OFF FARM.
This dude is not as spunky as that last chick, but he has a nice beard and he's drinking from a jar, and he's barbequing some meat. That's a pretty good time!

Myth busted.
This guy is having a fucking awesome time! And he seems pretty spunky! Whoa!

He's pumped cause the guy next to him got a urine sample instead of a beer.
That's it. I'm buying a lion costume.
Shakespeare got to get AAAHHHHH BEEEES

Bees are totally awesome. I entertained the idea of keeping bees as a hobby, but I don't know that my neighbors would dig it, even if they were getting all their shit pollentated.
The horse.

That horse is trying to ruin your photo.
Look at that horse.
A lot of people acted out this shirt, but I like your couch.
Obviously not her first time in a superhero costume.
This is the first "toothpaste for dinner" picture where the person looks truly resigned to their fate. Well done.
This lady seems like she is having a nice afternoon, and her hair is awesome.
Sombrero.
This reminds me of this dude I used to know, who claimed to have filled his bong with Jack Daniels, and then used it for a week or something, then drank the Jack out of it. I think he said it made him puke or something. I dunno, that's all I got...

He's drinking tobacco water.
You can tell this was the dad's idea.
You can tell that this, also, was the dad's idea.
I hope you did not have that thing on your head for long, my friend. That looks like it fucking sucked ass.

This guy looks pretty cool despite the laser brain surgery. It won't be long until the "body-mod" crowd starts having voluntary laser brain surgery done to out-extreme each other.
I went on Chatroulette a few times and tried to get people to lift weights with me, and all I got was people mailing my own screenshot back to me for months.

I hate the internet.


More pictures and Natalie's Fashion Awards on page 3!





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